12th House

I love The Onion. My favorite bit in the week in review is when 10-year old boys hold a press conference to clarify the acceptable course of action to take if witnessing someone being raped. “The nation’s little boys emphasized that seeing anyone commit any form of rape is more than enough reason to directly contact the police.”

The bit about the food chain shake up is pretty funny too. Ah, The Onion makes me cry.

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